I Survived the 2024 Earthquake - A Latchkey Original Tee (PREORDER FOR 4/15 RELEASE)

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Regular price $24.00

Did you feel that?? 

As the text on the shirt says, earthquakes are a token of God's wrath! Surviving one means you're free to sin as much as you want for a whole year. Okay, it doesn't say that second part, but that's our interpretation. Congrats on making it out alive!

White design on a black tee. Will arrive by April 15.

Note: The design is a capture from a text published in 1744 and includes the damage to the actual page. But all the juicy text is there!